A Real Uppper

I went to Publix near here last night and when I asked for the senior discount they give on Wednesday, the cashier told me I had to be 60. I said I'm over 60! She gave me one of those "are you sure" looks but when I offered to produce ID, she said she'd take my word but I didn't look 60 to her. It could have been annoying if it hadn't been so darned flattering. I must remember to go through her check out line when I'm in there again. Good tonic for the old ego. (Now to find something I absolutely need from Publix.)