Eww!

As a former mother of children of the canine variety, I must say having your olfactory senses so nastily assaulted is close to the bottom of my list of how-not-to-start-the-day. I guess with that as an openng act and Little Bit's final curtain bedtime performance, the in-between probably seems a little tame in retrospect.

BYW, congratulations on having "royalty" in your family. You thought the other one was a Drama Queen but the little one has usurped that crown with ease. That must mean you are proud parents of a queen and a Drama Princess, maybe even co-queens.