Sorry to Hear about your Dull Weekend

My sympathies for your uneventful weekend. Had you stayed here, you could not only have perhaps created (or participated in) another Olympic event, but chosen from the other fun-filled options: test driving new vehicles in exchange for $225 in gas while hauling two excited children in and out of the vehicles with the equally excited (??) salesperson; hauling a non-spotless, heavily protesting toddler out of a spotless (and expensive) convertible in the showroom; hauling said toddler away from row of candy machines at her eye level in the waiting room while waiting for minivan to have an oil change; having toddler parading around with stuffed frog in her shirt, looking like a miniature Dolly Parton and having the crowded waiting room giggling and pointing.